today is jerome's 37th birthday, and even though he probably has to work at 7 a.m. tomorrow, he's rippin' heads off of innocent puppies and grindin' on strangers. he may or may not be the flyest mexican panda i know.
everyone send him love notes and whisper sweet nothings on his:
voicemail: 281-330-8004 ASK FOR MIKE JONES.
or
aim: pandalikessmallboys
i'm too busy with finals to give a shit about jerome's birthday now, so in about 2 weeks, i'll be trekking up to dallas for a weekend where horrible things will be done to horrible people.
these little guys will be the product of that weekend:
but he ain't payin' no child support, hoes.
with many man hugs (yes homo),
grizzly
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